January 2011
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OMG
emalinem:
Allie Myers started following me. I found her tumblr post on Fresh Air. Then we met 10 hours later. Small world.
Tumblr IRL. It happens.
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IT'S CD RELEASE TIME! Congrats, Nate!
Oh, speaking of my friend Nate:
Are you following his Tumblr?
What about on Twitter?
How about his YouTube channel?
Oh you are?
Is it because I’ve been harassing you about it all day?
Should I stop now?
Question marks?
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effenfish asked: please be a responsive lawyer, unlike the overworked asst state's attorneys in montgomery county. can't get my gps back, been in evidence room since august. my fault for bludgeoning someone with it, i suppose
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Really Important Question.
Is it Oscar NODS or Oscar NOMS?
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Dear Tumblr/Dream Journal
I had a dream that I was brought on as a pseudo-feature player for an SNL sketch that was directed by Jim Carrey. In it, my face was caked with blue makeup (because I was playing Kate Gosselin, obviously). Jim Carrey instructed me to improvise an interview, but I couldn’t stop talking like Sarah Palin and saying things about guns and killing people. I then asked for a do-over, and he...
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This is why hipster dance parties are my favorite. →
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aviamon:
Him - Music by Avi Amon (piano)
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effenfish asked: who's desk are you climbing under at the supreme court?
I’m at the metro stop right now. It’s 5:15.
Why?
I’M GOING TO THE SUPREME FUCKING COURT. That’s why.
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“George Bush doesn’t care about black people.”
– Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
captain-eats asked: RANDOM QUESTION MONDAY
You know how dentists are considered "almost" doctors because they didn't study for seven years - is there something like that, but for lawyers ??
You know how dentists are considered "almost" doctors because they didn't study for seven years - is there something like that, but for lawyers ??
effenfish asked: still at the newseum?
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I'm going to the NEWSEUM today!
It’s a NEWS MUSEUM!
christopherpeters asked: Do you feel different now that your astrological sign has changed. I mean it defines you as a person. I was getting really good at the Virgo "whining" and now I have to be a lion. By the way, precious, where are my pigs feet?
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Remember Tumblarity?
Tumblr got rid of it a year ago today!
How do I know this?
Because I’m creepy and I looked it up!
How has your year without Tumblarity been?
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effenfish asked: ooooh, i want terry gross to talk dirty to me so bad.
terry: "so, what does it feel like to be inside of me"
me: "good question, nnnnnnggggggg"
terry: "so, what does it feel like to be inside of me"
me: "good question, nnnnnnggggggg"
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smokybanjo asked: Drop like a g6!
Dear Smoky,
My friend Lauren says “What up, Ireland?!”
Love,
Allie
Smokybanjo. Consider me joined to your TUMBLRPARTY!
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This made me laugh/reminded me that I want to make... →
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Miz is the WWE Champion!
Remember when he was on Real World?
I still can’t decide if reality show cast member to professional wrestler is a good or bad career move.
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Confession
I have to admit that, as inexplicably anti-Twitter as I am, I’m having WAY too much fun thinking of shit to put on the EN2NE Twitter account.
So FOLLOW US!
And check out our first episode… TOMORROW! AAAH!
Just go here and hit refresh for about 28 hours. You can pretend you’re reliving the Great Tumblr Failure of 2010!
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