December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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Dec 25th
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On Flirty Texting: a conversation I just...
A: (while texting) How do you spell foresight? L: F-o-r-e-s-i-g-h-t. A: Ok, cool. That’s what I thought. (putting down phone) Uchh, I feel so weird sending flirty text messages. L: (after a moment of silence) I’m not sure about this, but if you’re using the word “foresight,” you may be doing it wrong.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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ListenHey Tumblr, guess what I got you for whatever...
Dec 17th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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What's worse...
your O face OR the face you make when hitting “send” on a flirty text message ?
Dec 9th
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My Top 1 Business Ideas of the Day
1. A service called “Baggage Claim” where recently broken up couples can hire me to get their stuff out of their ex’s house.* *I will also offer: -complementary counseling -negotiation advice, and -homemade cookies
Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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