Friendship in the Time of New Media
November 6, 2011
Brainstorming epitaphs
Allison E. Myers,
(July 26, 1988 - ????):
Constantly failed at bus etiquette, despite best efforts.
OR
Perfected the ratio of wits to tits.
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Saved seats for her friends, but with great anxiety and resentment.
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Leave me plates of nachos in lieu of flowers.
